Cursed Pizzas
Usually, when you order pizza, you have to tell them not to put cheese on it. With every other order, mozzarella is a given. What, did this guy have to tell them that he wanted crust on his pizza, too? There’s something seriously wrong with this pizza chain, and we don’t like it.
Just look at what this accursed place brought to the world. There’s nothing wrong with the crust, and there’s plenty of pizza sauce to go around. But how did they screw up the order so badly? We’re beginning to think that this guy asked for no cheese. In that case, shame on you and your cheese-less way of life.