Ight, I’ma Head Out
Slumber parties are supposed to be a good time for everyone involved. You get in your PJs, tell scary stories, maybe have a pillow fight. After you get all hot and sweaty, someone takes off their top, and the rest of the people follow suit. Sorry, we got distracted.
During a particularly vicious session of truth or dare, it was this person’s turn to choose. After choosing dare, one of their so-called friends dared them to leave the party and go home. Ouch. Even decades later, that’s still got to hurt. Let this be a lesson, guys: always choose truth.