Can’t Say No
Alright, now’s the time. Release the tension from your neck and shoulders, do a few jumping jacks, and just let her know how you feel. “Hi. I like you. Wanna go out on a date with me?” Simple, right? Alright, do it. Just do it! What’s the worst that could happen? It’s your birthday, so she can’t say no!
Our bad, dawg. Apparently, you’re not immune to rejections on your birthday. This guy shot his shot after announcing his intentions on Twitter. Maybe she saw what he posted and prepared a response beforehand. This fella can take solace in the fact that she just said “no” and not, “ew, gross!”