These Are Confusing Times
First and foremost, we’d like to preface this by saying that we don’t have any problem with anybody in the LGBT community. In fact, we don’t particularly care about anyone at all; our goal is to laugh at other people’s misfortunes and struggles.
And this guy’s misfortune is just downright hysterical. According to this post, the only woman he ever laid in bed with accused him of being gay. Imagine having known this woman intimately on one occasion, but she assumes that you like sleeping with other dudes. Either her radar is out of whack or his enthusiasm in bed wasn’t convincing enough.