He pulled a Ross
In this story, it was late at night and the OP had already clocked out. He sat at the bar for a few drinks, just listening in on people’s conversations (we’re all guilty of doing this). The OP heard a wedding proposal coming on, and nearly everyone in the restaurant went silent to catch a glimpse of the joyous moment.
The guy got down on one knee and asked his date, “Hannah, will you marry me?” Instead of squealing in glee, she exploded and asked him, “Who the **** is Hannah?!” This is just as bad as saying the wrong name at the altar.