Could’ve gone a whole lot worse
This story goes from bad to disastrous to funny in a matter of seconds. Let’s start off with the bad. The OP had somehow managed to set their hair on fire while working at a fine-dining steakhouse. The disaster occurred when the same person had spilled a drink all over one of the guests. You can guess what happened afterward, right?
Probably not. It turns out that the woman whose clothes were ruined by the drink was totally chill about the whole thing. And her husband came up with a playful yet cheesy line about how his wife will need to take off her pants, for her own good, of course. It turns out that the world is full of decent, forgiving people.