Text messaging has become second nature to most people on the planet. This is mainly due to how commonplace smartphones and tablets have become. However, most people are what you’d call the “average texter,” who use text messages for the sole purpose of communication. On the other hand, we have “quick-thinking texters” who will absolutely obliterate the person on the other end without them even knowing. Below, you’ll see 50+ of the wittiest responses that you’ve ever seen in text form.

You’re Not as Smart as You Think
Here’s a classic “what would you do” scenario where the OP asked a friend what they’d do if aliens abducted their friend. Don’t even begin to wonder why aliens would abduct you in the first place, it’s just a hypothetical game where there are no wrong answers.

If you ask us, anyone who’s abducted by aliens is as good as dead. Of course, that’s assuming they’d want to abduct you in the first place. If aliens really are looking for smart beings to study, they’d probably find whales or dolphins more intelligent than most humans. Yes, that includes us, too.