Jeez, Mom, Take It Easy
Out of all of the texts in this list, this one between a mother and daughter is probably the most cringeworthy of them all. This daughter texted her mother asking her to eat at IHOPS since they were serving free, all-you-can-eat pancakes. The mother, now knowing who was texting her, just went all “you’re not good enough for me” mode.
We’re not even going to mention how the mother said waist instead of waste since that’d be too easy. Also, if you’re a married woman, maybe just telling the unknown person to leave them alone would be the better course of action. You don’t gotta go all “I’m too good for free stuff.” Nobody is too good for free stuff!