With Fries, Please
Sending dirty text messages is what being in a relationship is all about. Forget about how when you two actually meet up, you guys never do the things you say you’re going to do to each other via text. Well, that’s not always true. In this person’s case, we hope they got exactly what they texted the other person to give them.
Like this person, we could very much go for a McDouble cheeseburger right about now. A medium serving of fries and coke would be nice, but à la carte is fine, too. Maybe after that, the two of us could snuggle in bed and fall straight to sleep. We’re usually tired after eating McDoubles.