Virginity Protected
What is it with people requesting lewd images through texts? Don’t they know that our FBI agents keep records of everything we say, type, and send through messaging apps? Out of the blue, they could whip that stuff out and hold us accountable for all of the strange, unthinkable, hilarious things we share via text.
Thankfully, this guy was thinking with the head on his shoulders. When his GF asked to see his knob, he sent a picture of his doorknob. When clarified that she wanted a picture of his “winky,” he sent a pic of Tinky Winky from Teletubbies. Outstanding move.