Only Way We Could Hook Up
Trying to sweep a woman off their feet with text messages has to be one of the hardest things ever. Believe us, with a left-to-right-swipe ratio in the negatives, we know a thing or two about how to strike out with women. Sorry, we need to wipe the tears of loneliness off our face.
As bad as we are at hitting on women via text, we’re nowhere as hilariously bad as this guy. “Did you fall from heaven because we should get intimate?” Does that ever work for you, dude? This woman landed on her feet when she fell from heaven, so she still had some sense in her to shoot down his unbelievable offer.