The Piano? Seriously?
Do you know how you can tell that your party was lit? If the grand piano your parents purchased for tens of thousands of dollars goes missing. Well, in this person’s case, the piano wasn’t exactly missing since the child knew exactly where it was. They apparently lent it out to someone at some point during the party of the century.
If you don’t lend out grand pianos at your spur-of-the-moment parties, don’t bother sending us an invitation. We only party with the heartiest of fellows like the OP, who probably won’t see sunlight until the start of 2050. They’re grounded until their grandkids are in high school.