Please, I’m Eating Cereal
The OP is a woman of commitment and sheer will. There’s nothing in the world that could stop her from dining on cereal in bed, not even the thought of hooking up with her boyfriend. Cole, listen, buddy, when she’s eating her cereal, you need to learn to step back and know your sport.
To her credit, cereal is the ultimate anytime food option. It’s perfect for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Feeling fancy? Try adding a few banana or strawberry slices into your bowl. If Michelin-star restaurants served cereal, there’s no way we’re passing up on a bowl top-notch, ultra-fancy Cocoa Puffs.