Nobody will believe you
If you’re talking in turn during a Zoom meeting, hopefully, your mic is unmuted. That way people can actually hear what important points you have to say. However, if your mic is on, just know that it’ll pick up whatever sounds there are in the background. And the more embarrassing the sound, the likelier the mic will catch it.
While speaking, this woman’s kid felt that would be the best time to deflate a whoopie cushion. There’s seriously no way you could talk your way out of this situation. Sure, you could show them the whoopie cushion, but it’s a lot funnier to think that you ripped one right in the middle of a sentence.