Garrett, we don’t know who you are, but you are our hero for the day. While Adrienne was speaking during an online meeting, our hero felt that hurling a pinecone at her window was a rational move. What ended up happening was the sound of the pinecone crashing against the window scared Adrienne so badly that she almost fell out of her seat.
Imagine listening intently to a meeting participant speaking about an important issue and they suddenly jump five feet into the air. We don’t know what happened to Adrienne after this incident, but we’re assuming that Garrett is no longer with us. RIP, pinecone thrower.