A secret shared is a secret halved
Only we don’t think this fellow received the communication that states you do not have to be honest about everything. They claim that honesty is the best policy. We believe he was sent a different message, one stating that you don’t have to be honest about everything.
There must be a limit to how much information we learn about our new vacation companions. We just hope that everyone around the pool read his shirt before it was too late and the water got just that little bit warmer, or that the hotel realized what monster they had let check into one of their rooms.