Truth shirt
This individual has an off-the-charts sense of style, and we’re guessing he inadvertently put on the greatest (or worst) t-shirt for his booking. If he isn’t careful, they may be able to do so in court by holding up this shirt as a confession.
Plus, it includes a sketch of what occurred at the scene. Imagine how much paper this might save if all criminals were taken straight to jail! Maybe next time, when doing something illegal, it would be better to wear something less guilty-looking.