Supersize kidnap
There’s no denying this man’s assertion. Perhaps that is his reasoning for retaining so much weight throughout the winter? After all, you can never be too cautious nowadays. We wouldn’t want to put his theory to the test because a few lunatics are running around out there.
The bad news about this t-shirt failure is how the guy chose to wear it in public. It’s almost like he’s daring any potential kidnappers to try to take him from his home. Any takers?