No need to be rash-er
Carbs, protein, dairy, fruit, vegetables, fat, and bacon are the six food groups in this world. The last one may be a slight exaggeration, but many people would claim that bacon belongs in the same category as other critical nutrients in our diet.
Unfortunately, he probably didn’t expect to encounter this tiny fellow while out and about. Of all the t-shirts he could’ve chosen. Sadly, it appears that he has learned his lesson and is now wishing the ordeal would end. Alternatively, he’s probably thinking about bacon.