The Suspect’s Description
Unfortuantely, minorities are treated unfairly by the police force in America. Many drivers get pulled over and get written up or even arrested for no reason. Unfortunately, Midas was pulled over by the cops today but instead of wasting their time writing him up for nothing, they let him go because they were actually searching for someone dangerous.

However, right before Midas started his car and got back on the road, he overhead the cop whisper into his radio “not our guy. This one’s got pants”. Thank goodness Midas wasn’t driving in his tighty whities and nothing else. He never thought his pants could save him from the cops!