Why Can’t You Just Act Human?
Seeing someone on the tube wearing a crow’s mask, for reasons we cannot fathom, is pretty creepy. Especially since a sight of a crow is never a good sign. Maybe he’s in the Witness Protection Program? He must be hiding from something because for some reason he really, really doesn’t want his face to be exposed.
What’s ironic is that a bird’s mask would actually draw more attention to you, especially if you are the only person on the tube wearing the mask. But at least nobody can see his face. The strangest part… If you look at the other people around him on the tube, nobody seems to care about the mask.