Do You Work for the Train?
This is by far the fanciest passenger we’ve seen riding the tube. We can’t imagine where he’s coming from or where he’s going. And when was the last time someone seriously wore a top hat? If it wasn’t for the ridiculous hat, this man would look just like an elevator operator.
If you’re going to dress like this on the tube, you should probably go up front and work with the conductor. Or at least help people get through the doors. Whatever tasks an elevator operator does that are transferable to the tube. You’re drawing attention to yourself anyway, so you may as well be helpful.