It’s already free
Okay, who doesn’t love free stuff? Even if it’s not something you’d typically take a second look at, oftentimes we get the item anyway just because it was free. Well, for this buyer, free just isn’t good enough. They need something more to “sweeten the deal.” What’s sweeter than a free armchair, though?

The seller had a clever answer to Jim’s silly query: They could knock off half the asking price, which already came to a grand total of zero dollars and zero cents. Sorry Jim, if free isn’t good enough for you, then we don’t know what is. Some people just can’t tell a good deal when they see one.