Secure your spot
We’re convinced that the writer of this message actually didn’t want any guests to show up at her wedding. That’s the most reasonable explanation, right? Who would actually demand so much of their “friends” for their big day? We’d love to see just how many people actually followed this insane list of rules and regulations.

We’ve all heard of bridezillas before, but this takes things to a whole new level! This beautiful bride is even going to the effort of meeting with a lawyer to devise a contract in order to legally bind her friends into paying her hundreds of dollars in gifts and party favors. Not the kind of friend we’d choose for ourselves, but maybe she has some redeeming qualities.