Less Than Expected
This man was very excited when he got home from work and saw these Merry & Bright Frosted Trees Christmas candies on the kitchen table. Don’t they look delicious! He tried one, and it wasn’t half bad. He actually thought it was rather sweet. So he ate another, and then another.
He devoured quite a few before he looked down at the box again and saw the very fine print that said “Dog Treats”. He was completely mortified and disgusted. How is he going to explain this to his wife? The dog hasn’t found the treats yet and half of them are gone.