Guess What She’s Getting for You
You can tell this guy put absolutely no effort into getting his wife a nice Christmas present. Instead, he got something that he needed for himself and said it was for her. She was well aware that he needed a new can opener. You can imagine how disappointed she was when she opened her “gift”.
This is not merry, romantic, or kind. It was actually incredibly selfish of him. What’s worse? For Christmas, his wife bought him an expensive electric can opener with all types of gadgets. We hope her husband isn’t too surprised when she returns his gift and replaces it with divorce papers.