Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead
I would never understand the essence of the HOA’s attempt to regulate how people live and relate in a community. While I appreciate that sometimes, the HOA is responsible for ensuring that residents comply with safety and security rules, imagine how invested in the HOA business you have to be that you earn the nickname “witch.”
And while ‘’the witch is dead’’ may sound too extreme, the writer might be referring to a totally different scenario, with a totally different witch that was not the former president of the HOA. It is possible that it is simply an artistic way of saying good riddance to bad rubbish. But if not, he honestly has my respect for life because that’s pretty hilarious.