Kidney Stone: I Brought a Friend
Usually, when you’re going through a terrible health condition just days before a trip, it’s better to cancel the trip altogether to recoup. This person didn’t do that. A week before taking off for their 14-day honeymoon, the OP developed kidney stones. If you’ve never had kidney stones, consider yourself lucky.
Instead of staying home, the couple decided to soldier on, which was probably a terrible mistake. Not only did the OP have to use the bathroom every ten minutes on the flight, but they developed another kidney stone while “enjoying” their honeymoon. Oh, and they were incapacitated for most of the trip after pulling a muscle. Oh, yeah, and they caught bronchitis.