“I Grinded on the Bouncer for Us!”
Here’s another pretty depressing story that involves more bubbly than someone could handle. A newlywed couple was celebrating their honeymoon at a club, but she had far too much to drink. She became disruptive and even attempted (and somewhat succeeded) to barge into the VIP section.
The OP, who was a bouncer at the club, tried to get her out. That’s when she grinded up on him, while her husband stood a couple of feet away and saw the whole thing. We, too, feel sorry for the husband, but if you don’t want anyone acting a fool, maybe you should’ve celebrated your honeymoon somewhere else.