Finding Out at the Worst Time
Look, we don’t have to tell you what goes on during people’s first night as husband and wife. If you allow us to get graphic, we’ll go there, but c’mon. You know. You know. If you were this woman (or her husband), you’d be pretty disappointed to find out that she was allergic to latex.
Not only that, but somehow, she never learned that after doing the deed, you’re supposed to take a leak. Because of her ignorance combined with her newly discovered latex allergy, the happy couple spent the majority of their honeymoon at the ER. The doctors and nurses probably got a huge laugh at their misery.