Everyone Has a Weird Uncle
This is a pretty disgusting tale of a new husband getting into a fight with his new wife’s family. After everyone had too much to drink, the husband and her uncle got into an argument that turned physical. By that, we mean the uncle bit the groom’s finger off.
And then he swallowed it. Why, you ask? So that they couldn’t reattach it. Despite bleeding profusely from his finger stump, the husband managed to pound the living heck out of the uncle and forced him to throw his finger back up. We take back what we said about the previous story. This is the greater way to kick off your new life with your bride and her family.