It’s Not What You Think
This is the first time we’ve ever heard of villa hammocks, and we gotta tell you, they sound pretty interesting. Well, unless you’re at this particular villa that doesn’t know how to set up hammocks safely and securely. What ended up happening was the newlywed couple destroyed the hammock within the first couple of days of their visit.
They reported the incident to the hotel staff, who probably didn’t believe a word they said. According to the OP, the hammock fell apart when he and his wife were lying on the hammock and reading books. Sure, buddy. “Reading books.” We understand *wink wink*.