I’m on Fire!
We don’t know what city this is, but we wish we never have to go there. We don’t want to see people drinking more than their livers can handle and performing certain acts in public. Something else we’d prefer not to see is a naked man in public who’s screaming about his nether regions being on fire.
What in the world was going on? How could his junk catch fire if he’s just performing the act in full view of the public? Well, that’s probably what illegal substances do to you. Be smart, guys. If you’re going to “celebrate your honeymoon,” do it behind closed doors. Remember: closed doors.