They Could’ve Stolen Anything Else
This last story is almost too unbelievable. A couple went to Africa to celebrate their honeymoon, and everything was going well until a group of thieving vervet monkeys decided to burgle some of the open-air suits. They took a couple of things, but the real downer was that they stole the couple’s pack of birth control pills.
They couldn’t just refill their pills, and chasing the monkeys in the forest was out of the question. For the rest of the trip, the new husband and wife had to control their urges, which must’ve been a huge disappointment, to say the least.