A Fruitless Gesture
At least this woman can say she tried. She really did. Sadly, when a woman is eating for two, she’s not in control of how much she needs to eat. Her hunger is genuinely out of her hands, so if she tries to leave something for her husband to share, well, it’s the thought that counts.
We hope this husband didn’t get his hopes up too high when he heard there was some leftover guacamole for him. Unfortunately, this probably isn’t his first encounter with a much smaller portion than he expected, and it certainly won’t be his last. Oh, buddy, it is the first of many food disappointments.