Muffin top
Waking up to a fresh batch of blueberry muffins is one the best ways to start the morning. However, I really doubt that, when this loving wife prepared a batch of muffins for her brood, she was expecting to come down the next morning to pack the lunches and find topless muffins in the tin.
I wonder if her husband thought she wouldn’t notice? Or perhaps he thought she would blame one of the children? Either way, I’m pretty sure she won’t be baking him any more of those any time soon. That’s a shame, since blueberry muffins are the best kind of muffin. Period.