Smaller than the average
Another laundry mishap. Does anyone think these guys are getting things this deliberately wrong so that they never get asked to do chores again? No? Just me? Fair enough. Regardless of the motive, can you imagine reaching for your very favorite, very expensive jumper to wear with your carefully curated outfit, and find this instead?
Another laundry first-timer who doesn’t know the difference between and hot wash and the delicate cycle. To be fair, nobody ever reads the washing instructions on clothes tags, and maybe the wife should have told him what exactly to do. Someone’s taking his wife shopping this weekend!