Setting the scene
Another example of incredible attention to detail here. Party staging is a skill and not one that everybody is blessed with. Some people can make a home or a community center feel like party central with just a table cloth and a bag of streamers.
This is not what happened here. The table cloth is in attendance, but it seems that someone forgot to invite Quality Control to the party. That is definitely not how you spell Cheers, nor does it add to a party feel. Anyways, chrees for the effort. You did your best, and that’s all that counts (not really).