Make it epic
When you don’t have to do the shopping every single week there’s a novelty value to the chore. You’ll want to go to the extremes to ensure that you do everything right. But sometimes it’s easy to get carried away and slightly embellish your role (aka go way overboard).
Just like this budding author here. He’s clearly a frustrated novelist, with his characters and headlines, and plot development. Sounds quite fun actually. I wonder what the free ranges egg sextuplets get up to in the second act. You can bet that he made this highly stylized shopping list once and never again.