Kids are dirty creatures. Put them in clean clothes and you can bet that within 5 seconds they will have found some mud to roll in a tree to climb or some paint that you hadn’t put up on a high enough shelf.
Keeping them clean sometimes feels as if it is a full-time job and it’s nice to be able to take a break every now and gain. But giving the job to dad has its drawbacks. Long-term G-force effects might need to be considered here. However, if we’re being completely honest, this does sort of look like fun.