Here we have another example of how relationships change over time. Do you remember the early, heady days of your relationship when you wouldn’t want to go home at the end of your date? You’d walk more slowly home from the restaurant, holding hands, just to spend those few more minutes together.
Fast forward to marriage after a few years, and it’s no longer the case that you can’t get close enough to each other. As this husband tweets, it moves onto frustration that your half of the bed was invaded by one part of your husband’s anatomy. Sleep space is important, people.