I have my fingers crossed that this tweet isn’t actually a truthful retelling of an episode in the author’s life. If I came home to find that my husband had installed a mini zoo in our bathroom then we would be in need of more than counseling. He is a little obsessed with penguins, so it’s entirely possible.
This husband was kind enough to frame it as good news, even if the bird had popped in the tub. I’m not sure that his wife sounds convinced. Perhaps she’s more of a llama person and flightless birds aren’t her thing.