Dishwasher
This tweet does actually sound like something Robert Downey Jr’s character in Iron Man would do if he could even find the dishwasher. One of the tried and true male tactics for not being asked to do household chores is to do them so badly the first time that your wife won’t bother to ask you again.

I have to admit that this is an easy one to fall for, with children as well as with husbands. Sometimes it is easier just to do the thing yourself, rather than have to deal with a half-assed job. Everyone has a different way of loading the dishwasher anyway, so even if they did it well, it wouldn’t be the same.