Sharing ice cream
There are a lot of husbands on Twitter complaining about having to share things with their wives. You would have thought the “whatever I have, I share with you” line in the marriage vows would have been a bit of a giveaway.
Anyway, he’s right, being married does mean giving away half of your ice cream, until you die. That’s fine though you just need to remember to buy double the amount of ice cream that you would normally eat, and everyone’s happy.