Smart shampoo
This one made me spit out my tea. We’ve all sat through shampoo adverts that sound more complicated than the mechanisms that I’d find inside my car. The swishy-haired woman on the screen attempts to make it sound far too clever for her to understand and, at the same time, very important.
This guy sums up the experience after reading the back of his wife’s shampoo bottle. It sounds as if she’s washing her hair with something made in the Hadron Collider. Definitely smarter than him, and probably better at conversation too.