Sometimes it’s not until we’re married and living with someone all the time that we notice our annoying little habits. If you’ve lived by yourself for a long time, then you’re probably not aware that taking your socks off at the end of the day, rolling them up in a ball, and putting them on the arm of the sofa is a little obnoxious (a little close to home, you say? How could you tell?!).
This guy has discovered a previously unrecognized talent of being the loudest cereal eater in the world. I wonder if his wife offered to enter him into any competitions, or phoned the Guinness Book of World Records. Or whether she rolled her eyes and made him toast instead.