Anniversary
It’s hard to keep all the important dates in life in your head, let alone all the ones that relate to your relationship. The first time you met, your first kiss, the first time you farted in front of each other. Then there are the official anniversaries, and it’s these that a lot of men seem to find hard to remember.
Perhaps this guy has come up with the perfect solution: just wake up every morning and with your wife a Happy Anniversary. That way you’ll never miss it. It doesn’t seem like his wife is particularly pleased with the arrangement. It does take the romance out of it slightly. Maybe a calendar would be a better idea?