Mr. Know It All
Wow, these pants are really smart! They’re sitting just like “Le Penseur”! That’s the original French name of “The Thinker”, the famous sculpture by Auguste Rodin. You know, the one of the guy sitting on a rock and leaning over, his right elbow placed on his left thigh, and his chin in his right hand. The man in the sculpture is supposed to be in deep thought, contemplating really smart and philosophical things.
He’s probably trying to remember when his philosophy library books are due and where he put them… he can’t remember, and he didn’t even read them yet because he was too busy watching that series on Netflix. I’m just kidding. I’m sure The Thinker was thinking about something really profound. And so are these pants. They are even having a light-bulb moment! I wonder what the pants’ genius idea is.