She Smells A Rat
Our buddy over here is just like any other husband out there. A husband that dismisses concerns and tries to rationalize every situation. Ironically while trying to rationalize his wife’s suspicions, he somehow manages to prove her right. It may seem she is right after all because the tree certainly is “planted”. The question lies though; by who and how?
If hubby says it’s “planted” and it’s neither of them that did it – then who did? It must be the CIA. Look, I’m not going to pretend I know the first thing about plants but 1+1 equals two right? From what I know trees don’t grow unless planted but, weeds do? It seems to me, it’s time they headed out for an inspection.