Wetting His Bed
This is as embarrassing as it gets for a gardener. A gardener wants and has to do a lot of things, from prepping the soil with fertilizer to removing weeds, the last thing he wants to do is wet his plants! That is as embarrassing as wetting his pants because the plants will be as visibly wet as his crotch would be!
What a travesty! No gardener wants a visibly wet bed of plants. What will other gardeners say if they witness such savagery! Just like a middle schooler who wets their pants, I guess he has to walk away with his head laying low from shame. And, don’t forget his tail in between his legs.